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STOP THE PRESSES. The world’s most notorious jackass, Matt Pritchard of Dirty Sanchez fame, has been unceremoniously tossed into prison on a trumped up indecent exposure charge. And life on the inside is less kind than you’d think for the mad Welshman who’s made a name for himself self-inflicting bodily harm and inserting assorted objects into places where the sun don’t shine. Like Paris Hilton before him, Pritch has become the ultimate Subservient Celebrity - and now you’re calling the shots.
In short, Pritch is JAILBAIT
Visit Matt’s close-circuit video link-up at jailbaitlive.tv to issue orders directly to H-Division’s newest orderly and see him respond to your outrageous demands in real-time. If he makes trouble don’t hesitate to call on The Warden (AKA the Pit-Dog in Heels) for back-up.
The big question is - with you at the helm - will Pritch, make it out alive?
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